Zoie Anderson, Staff
Zoie thinks the most boring fictional character to meet would probably be Eeyore. She often has to stop herself from mocking other people. In first grade she was skipping P.E. and she broke her arm (that’s why you don’t skip school, kids). If she could change her name, she’d change it to her middle name, Annakah. Her most useless talent is whistling like a bird.